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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Magic Mike (2012) - Biography | Comedy | Drama

 Magic Mike (2012) - BAD MOVIE

  I don't know how these movies get made. I know that not all movies are going to be edifying or eventful. Most are a meaningless waste of time with little benefit except escape. This was so predictable it was pitiful. The production design was nonexistent. The wardrobe was what exactly. I don't know. The camera work was like a 1st year film student in a Midwestern community college. There was nothing in this film to make me care about a single character it contained. If you want to get a tease from a few guys with very nice bodies wearing more than you can see on some beaches. Go ahead. 


The Scapegoat (2012) - Drama

The Scapegoat (2012) - BAD MOVIE

  The premise is, of course, completely absurd. Is it really possible that any two unrelated strangers could look so much alike that not even a wife, mother or mistress, could spot the difference? Well, no. So, don't watch it!


Total Recall (2012) - Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi

Total Recall (2012) - BAD MOVIE

  How can they waste all that money on something this bad? No story, just a lot of running around. And then more running around. The former wife just shows up everywhere. Yes, I know that logic don't apply on this kind of movies, but some realism is to be expected, otherwise it becomes silly. And the acting... well, it's all right but without any memorably appearances. The "original" with Arnie and Stone are way better. More good looking, more interesting, better directed, and with some humor and human touch involved. Avoid this and see the first one instead. You'll be glad you did.