Saturday, September 22, 2012

Dark Shadows (2012) - Comedy | Fantasy

Dark Shadows (2012) - BAD MOVIE

  Sometimes when a talented director and actor get together to make a film they forget something, like a cohesive plot. Not to worry, they just fill in the void with computer generated special effects, sexual encounters that completely lack chemistry, some boring 1970s clichés and a werewolf. Hey, it's Tim Burton! It's Johnny Depp! So grab some popcorn and watch as these Hollywood Giants c*** their pants. This movie is horrible. Lame from beginning to end. Poor timing by all involved. It appears that neither Burton nor anyone else involved was sure what they wanted this movie to be, so it fails to be anything. It is neither dark nor scary. 

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